Category: Dating and Relationships
In response to yankee's posting "which zoner would you absolutely not bang!" I am introducing a post for the zoner girls. It's the moment of truth. Come on girls, let the guys know your opinion so they don't think we just sit here waiting to be "banged"!!! Star
i think in fareness star, neither yanky's topic about which girl you wouldn't wish to bang, or indeed sharks topic about which girl you would wish to bang, were gender specific. that is to say that it was free and open for girls as well as guy's to post into. all that said i'm facinated to see what answers, if any, ladies come up with on this question! lol. good topic!
I'm guessing the guys on here who brag about their sexual exploits the most probably, in reality, have the smallest dicks and probably can't even get them up.
wow you go becky, yanky g 24 definitely has the smallest dick around.
I don't know, from all I've heard talked about on here, it has to be daniel doesn't it with a dick the size of half a cheto? lol
any guy out here that has to bash and hurt people to get atention because there using there big egos to cover the miniscuole size of there dicks
well, I mean Harp, young Dan use to have when he signed in "harp follows his cock into the room" or whatever, so one would have to imagine it's pretty large! not me though. I don't imagine nofin. I said "one", implying anyone else! :)
I would say Birdman 2004. Lol cause in my opinion ... oh no, that will make me unpopular again . he has also the smallest brain.
Well I don't no, but from everything I've heard its Daniel, lol. But I don't really no.
Lol!!!
Do we count the ones that *are* dicks?
how in the world would anyone be able to come up with an opinion like this one...by talking...if you belive everything you hear then believe this MEN LIE .....
Agreed a few have lied to me smile after all, it's not the size that matters, but the whole package.
But Doug, assuming the, ahem, size, from talking is just as silly as assuming who we want to bang, from the same means. It's just a response thing, and nobody's really serious. Plus, Kai publically declared his unbeatable measurements, didn't he? So we have a winner anyway. *grin*
Lol Erin. yay for that comment about guys being dicks!!
Sure whether the guy is a dick or he thinks he has a dick who is as big as a guy, go ahead and voice your opinion. I myself have dated a zoner and I can guarantee you he is probably the winner. I will have to keep his ID a secret for a little while longer. If any of you know who I mean, then please don't say anything just yet... Any more replies? Girls??? I know you wanna post! Star
You cant generalise about the entire male race, I have met some real bitches, but I dont class every women as such.
Yes. I have to chime in on this. Being that you have a disability, you should know that it isn't good to stereotype/generalize about anyone.
OK, at what point did I generalise? I thought it was pretty clear I was talking about specific, unnamed individuals. And also kidding. But for what it's worth, of course all guys aren't dicks.
I agree all guys are NOT dicks. But there are some who act like a big dick especially if they have a small dick. Somehow there seems to be a connection here... I wonder if anyone ever did a scientific research about that. Star
lol
That's what we meant: Guys who act like dicks. Or guys who think with them ... hahahahaha JK.
sometimes it takes bitches to make the guy act like a dick. Won't mention any names, but big hugs for Scott!
Damn, this board got taken pretty serious. lol
hey angel77 isn't YOUR guy leaving for Australia? I wonder what kind of a bitch made him want to cross an ocean to be as far away from her as humanly possible! Sure if you like go give Scott your big hug personally. You two seem perfect for each other. A dick for a bitch, and a bitch for a dick!!! Perfect match. LOL LOL LOL Star
And I hope Scott is greatefull to you for mentioning his name. I didn't mention who my boyfriend was but you did!!! Hey, it only shows what a good friend you are. Good and stupid at the same time. It can't get any better than this. Star
So, my dear angel77 don't attack others if you are not ready for some backfiring! Besides you only know HIS side of the story and he loves to play the victim. How else do you think he got me to support him and be his cleaner, cook, maid, and travel agent for 5 years? Star
Back to the topic now...
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wow vicious words...but I don't know who's dick is small, but I know that Kai talks about how tiny he is...lol, but I doubt Kai is really that little
I think Kai is just insecure ... LOL. Wouldn't know about his size, though. As for who i think has the smallest one, um, I haven't really given it much thought.
Lol. I stick with my opinion. Hahahahaha.
It really doesn't matter the size, just how it's used, but two inch tools are not very exciting.
ok...I'm bored, so I thought I would speak. for those interested, I'm 7 inches, and more than willing to put up a picture if necessary. and Daniel gave the all important VT Confession that he's 2 inches long
Lol.
hahahah Oh wow! I love this topic! It's so funny! lolol I can't believe I hadn't seen this before. lol Shows how much I pay attention. Hmmm. As for the guy with the smallest dick, I would have to say the youngest male user on here. lol Anyone want to go and look? hehehe And as for Kai being insecure, I disagree on that one. hehe Kai knows he can get women without bragging about how big his dick is so he does the opposite just to get the better women who don't care about such things. And lol to Shea and Star. Women spats are always fun to observe. You get to see who can hold their own. lol But letting a man make you his maid for five years is more than I would stand. heheheh
Personally I love what I got, and no it doesn't matter how long it is. Just as long as I can use it for a kick stand when I'm tired. So far, works great, and my girlfriend loves it too. Got to love the tower of power. Lol
Why people would admit measurements on here is beyond me. I've really never seen the need to measure myself.
The smallest dick irrect, or not erect?
Let's put a whole new spin on this one.
Usually most male penis's are five to seven inches whether they are erect or not erect. www.teenwire.com
So, let's see where this leads us?
Alright, alright
I admit it, I have the smallest dick on here!!!!!
God damn, now leave me alone!!!! lol
This is fucken funny. I'll add my coment. Know one beets me in the small depart ment. 1 inch.
I also had to add more to this topic. If you have to brag about your dicks, then guys, you'll have issues.
OMG! Just wow! *snicker* I haven't really took the time to explore the place, but I'm finding some rather interesting stuff. as far as the guys with the smallest dicks, I have no idea, but would probably be among them. My hand doesn't complain about it though, so I suppose that's all that matters.
omg, wow I didn't see this before...as for guys who do have them...hmm...don't really know.
and, a cirtain someone told me she knew for a fact that I had a small one cuz I am Asian.
"leave me alone!" lol
omg! just roflmao!
just freaken Roflmao! god I mean just wow? not sure what to say here...
Yeah, I know. It's just helareous, in some weird sort of way, ain't it?
HeeHee. Just when you thought this board had died...
Don't you just hate it when someone has to go bringing it up again?...
Anyway, Not sure if I'm the one with the smallest dick, but I'm probably among the top 2 or 3. Maybe that's why I really enjoy playing with someone else's once in a while.
I'd nominate my ex-fiance for this one if I hadn't had knowledge that it's probably not true...
and yay for board revival.
lol funny. how many years later and i'm seeing the comments. hehehehe this Bitch has since been happily married to the guy that went on vacation to see his family across the country. lol! lol you can run Dan, but you can't hide. hehehe
isn't it awesome to be married to a bitch? hheheheheh! i'm kind of proud of it. lol!
some guys brag about how big they are or how good they are in bed those r the ones that are just really small or just suck
To Post 16,
4 years. That's a pretty long "little while." The guy might not even be a Zoner anymore. So who's the winner? lol
the one that i think has the smallest dick is lutherk
Omg! That's helarious. Somehow, I doubt it, though.
you know? butterfly star might have a valad point there... luther might as well have the smallest dick. I mean, with every girl who turns him down, his little dick probably shrivels... ok, done, now.
Well, I don't know about a short dick. I have seen one average size, but it was very skinny. Not that he could help it. Pencal dick just isn't sexy ladies. Not trying to be to graphic, because I'm not sure this is the place for it, but I need something to hold on to! You gotta have a little bit of grerth gentlemen. How does that ACDC song go? Hard as a rock! very hot
lutherk has to have the smallest dick almost every girl has turned him down hell i have turned him down too because im marrried and cause he ask me inappporaite qestoins but bottom line probaly has the smallest dick of all
the plain fact is, no matter how small the dick when at rest, so to speak, they all grow to about the same size and length when erect. sorry to bring down the tone.
Omg, just totally no, dude. This is so wrong it's not even funny.
um, not sure how many dicks you being a man have seen. lol but no they don't all go to the same size when erect. lol think again. maybe the stuffed animals you like do. but that's about it. hehehehahah
um... just um... na we all ant the same sise, hell no!! :)
My penis is the size of a 2 by 4. 2 CM wide and 4 cm long. LOL.
I once lost a crossing of swords against a dwarf. I got mine out and he thanked me for being the only man he'd ever seen that gave him confidence in the beef bayonet department.
Don't worry though, i make up for it by cumming really quickly...Oh wait, that's not good is it?
plus size doesn't matter is just what girls tell guys with little dicks so they don't feel bad.
lol. I forgot about this board. hmm is there any new ones to add to this list?